I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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