Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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