I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my sisters under your porch take her home
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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