he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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