I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sobbing to NWA
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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