she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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