Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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