I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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