ya dads aren't the best wingmen
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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