if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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