I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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