He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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