We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
