i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
