Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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