we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
