just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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