I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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