Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize
