You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
A+ Viking dick
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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