You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize