she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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