butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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