I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do vagina's smell?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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