he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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