Do you still have your period?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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