i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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