theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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