booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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