Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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