she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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