margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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