The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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