I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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