get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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