I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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