I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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