so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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