I skipped work to stalk him.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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