so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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