gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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