i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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