i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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