can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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