Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Who died my cat blue again?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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