i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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