quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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