the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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