So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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