So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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