***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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