i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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