the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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