I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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