Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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