Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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