I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...