Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
