Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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