But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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