She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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