Dual....:-)
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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